[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

You seem to consider this a triumphantly shocking revelation, but the truth is, most people hold menial jobs when they are young. I hope that doesn't surprise you.

I'm no fan of pope Francis, but I am simply unmoved to find that he (gasp) once worked as a low-level security guard.

[Alex Murphy]

You seem to consider this a triumphantly shocking revelation, but the truth is, most people hold menial jobs when they are young. I hope that doesn't surprise you.

Why should I be surprised? After all, Mr. T started out as a bouncer, too. Can we vote for him as Pope?

I'm no fan of pope Francis, but I am simply unmoved to find that he (gasp) once worked as a low-level security guard.

What surprises me is that you're not a fan. And that the [shift] key doesn't work on your keyboard when typing the letter 'p'.