Many "churchs" are in fact "Cargo Cults"....
where the witch doctor drives the issue(s)...
All issues stemming from the "vehicle".. i.e. church.
Whether it's so-called (1)protestant or (2)orthodox(catholic)..
Rarely does the cargo come into dispute.. but it does between "1" and "2"...
then you got yer (3)fringe cults.. with more bazaar cargoes..
Who ex-communicates?.... the witch doctors.. i.e. 1,2,3..
Christianity seems to have become a Donkey Rodeo..
with clowns and everything.. very Entertaining..
GOD is a doofus called in to aid the witch doctor
you know......... with the vehicle.. as Sky Mechanic..
Tribal members are passengers in the vehicle.. most in coach.. with a few first class riders..
Are there Stewards and Stewardesses... absolutely..
Catholics call then Nuns and Priests... others use other terms..
After all they all have a right to be primitives...
with bazaar approaches to godliness.. God bless them..
I don't see it as cute.... but some do..
**Note: must be being human is about proving what bull sperm you'll fall for.. a divine comedy.. a Test!.. It's rare to find a cult tribal member courageous enough to Admit it.. They mostly laugh at overt cargo cultists and refuse to see their own covert attempts at vehicle maintenance..
CAUTION: I have an imagination and am NOT afraid to use it..
What you are describing, I think, is the Liberals vision of how to get things done.