Kudos to them for at least giving it the old college try! Maybe next year! ;)
Can you imagine one of them talking with an Israeli already in jail in the same cell?
Baruch: What are you in here for?
Shmuel: Oh, just trying to bring a goat korban (sacrifice) to the Eyn Sof (God) per Torah. We studied with our rabies on how to do everything kosher!
Baruch: Really?!!?!
Shmuel: Fer sure, dude! And we almost had the guards fooled at the checkpoint because we were dressed like Muzzies. But ONE OF US (looks back at his cohorts) forgot to take his kippah off before we ascended! But we’ve decided to implement a checklist for next year so little details won’t go overlooked and get us busted.
Baruch: (Rolls eyes, laughs a little inside...then starts thinking) Hey! Can I try the attempt with you next year? I’m a local criminal with lots of street wisdom. That’s something your rabbis didn’t teach you, did they?
Shmuel: No...so yes, you can join us for next year!
The adventures of Shmuel and Baruch to be continued...