“I will wait for you to make the exact same post to the protwestaqnt posse before I give this even the slightest consideration.”
... I’m assuming you are a Christian and His Words are binding on you, regardless of what others do or do not do. There is no exception in His commands to the behavior of others.
... If someone claims the hypocrisy of others prevents their own obedience to the Savior, it is fair to rhetorically ask, “how small does that person have to be to hide behind a hypocrite?”
... I have no posse. It’s just me. I am a Christian. I do not need your consideration. He demands your obedience. I leave that to Him to handle.
... I will not treat you in kind.
... If you are not a Christian, you can safely ignore His words to believers. They are not binding on you in that case.
... in total, I leave it to Him.
...I wish you the best either way.
Knocking over tables and using a bullwhip are listed among the possibilities.