[Mrs. Don-o]

"It is so simple, my friend. Put your Faith in Christ and his work on the cross, and free yourself from all that unnecessary gobble-dee-gook."

I agree with that part, my friend. In all sincerity.

I'm the President of the Marian Rosary League Against Unnecessary Gobble-dee-gook.

As for the tedious lawyer-like explanation, this becomes necessary only because of tedious thousandfold objections which ignore the obvious.

If I had a nickel for every time a person on this honorable FR Religion Forum repeated the same dumb objections to simple, normal, God-pleasing Catholic practices, I would buy--- why --- my goodness, I could buy... hmm... a glass of beer.

Or two! One to share with you, my dear Boanerges.

[Boanarges]

We could share inordinate time and 10 beers and I would never comprehend Catholic Logos.