Ok, I’m trying be glad. No, I can’t bow to Matt’s graven image.
As for my church, well churches are local and not universal or a denomination. However, my worldview is aligned with Hudson Taylor, Billy Sunday, DL Moody, CH Spurgeon, John Bunyan, John R Rice, George Mueller, Andrew Murray, William Wilberforce, John and Charles Wesley, John Newton, and a few others. Pope Francis, Robert Schuller, Joel Osteen, Billy Graham, Matthew Mcconaughey: Not so much. That makes me a snake handler? Amazing!
I don’t know what it makes you but if you re-read some of your posts on this thread the venom you spew on other Christians (I’m one of those hell bent Catholics) does not bode well for your own salvation. “Judge not that ye be not judged.”