No.
But, I was tossed out of a Catholic church once.
any bounces? more like a skid? how far did you fly?
have you heard the one about the poor vagrant, who being too disheveled was told at the door,
Having wanted badly to go to church, any church just to find some sort of peace, even just a little, the guy sat down on the steps out front with tears in eyes.
A fellow walks up and asks him what's wrong. The vagrant tells the story, and what he was told.
After hearing the story, the stranger (well dressed as he was) sits down next to the vagrant and starts to sob too.
The vagrant looks him over, sees the decent clothes, and wondering asks the stranger;
The stranger replies;
Ok, ok, you've heard it...lol