Posted on 01/10/2014 12:41:43 PM PST by PJ-Comix
[ There is a Kenyan who (its been reported. Daily) can do it. You might even know his name. ]
You are wrong, he doesn’t walk on water, he just lowers the sea levels....
It appears Pastor Kabele for one forgot his First John. 4:1 says don’t believe every spirit, but test them to make sure they’re...not coming from the other place.
This story is so old ... I posted a similar one several years ago. Wonder how and why it was ‘resurrected’.
It sounds a lot easier than it is, I guess.
We got an African preacher right here in DC that can control the seas. He can heal the sick too.
“his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.”
I would have expected a Christian news service to get it right and recognize he could be the third man at best. The second didn’t last long, but he did it for a little bit!
...I was the one assigned to teach them how to swim by lying on their stomachs on the center table and mimicking the swim strokes.
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You were lying on their stomachs? Was this before or after DADT?
Final scene from the movie, “Remo Williams.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ndi-Sr-FRA
Jesus Christ lizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45yabrnryXk
Have you seen kung fu driving? Check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcsZxUDWCXg
LOL
that’s a thought
Yikes.
This video was all from one “incident” in Portland, Oregon. Liberals can’t drive!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXnIqxyyBNI
either a slow news day or proof that old stories have an afterlife.
either a slow news day or proof that old stories have an afterlife.
That was great!
Maybe he was related to the ones who sent me emails asking for money, or telling me i inherited some.
So much heresy..
The writer is wrong, though, Jesus wasn’t the only one. He bid Peter to walk to Him and he did.
THEY were lying on their stomachs. BTW, my company commander insisted they be nekkid so the scene to any outsider would have been surreal. Them lying nekkid on the center table and me yelling at them to “KICK! STROKE! KICK! STROKE!”
Simon Peter also walked on water ... briefly.
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