There are no words for the inexplicable delusions of some black people regarding the ‘fancy’ and ‘sophisticated’ sound of names. They really think it sounds French and classy to hyphenate ANYTHING: Pa’jama, La’cy,De’licia. Reading the obits locally can be hysterical. The deceased usually has all children and grandchildren with unpronounceable, contrived names. And of course, they will go on to name their kids the same way. I can’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent reading the local phonebook, astonished by names such as ‘Hiawatha’, ‘Cinderella’ and Sha’lalananay-that last one from the obits.
“Unique Blow”. A real name. Her mother had no control over the last name. She should have been shot for the first.