Have a Blessed Thanksgiving.
When a follower of Yeshua reads those verses, they have full comprehension of what they are saying, because they are not trying to do apologetics for pagan doctrine. Especially John would never make the mistake you attribute to him, since he, his bro James, and his Mother were personally chided by Yeshua for attempting what you assume. (they had their Mother appeal to Yeshua to seat them at his right hand)