“Your heretical interpretation.”
You mean the interpretation acknowledged by every Christian denomination, including the Papists (except the ignorant ones on FR). Unless you are born from above, spiritually regenerated, you cannot see the Kingdom of God.
Of course, we differ on how that happens. You think it was done in baptism. We think it was done by the Holy Spirit independent of baptism.
I've never heard a Catholic say that (Needless to say you'll tell me they all say it, so don't bother), but I've noticed it is an MO of you followers of Harold Camping.