[Rashputin]

He's actually got a full head of hair in that picture.

As you get older it all migrates to your ears and you have to keep them neatly trimmed.

I guess you could make pigtails out of the hair and hang shiny stuff on the little pigtails so they look like ear rings but I don't know anyone who has tried that approach.

[editor-surveyor]

Or comb it all over the top and swirl it in a circle like Donald Trump :o)