[CynicalBear]

>>Ok, what’s it called? What’s the name for it?<<

ekklēsian - Definition: an assembly, congregation, church; the Church, the whole body of Christian believers.

[JCBreckenridge]

So, it’s the Holy Church of Cynical Bear? Where will I find it in a phone book?

Or are you saying that any will do? If any do - then I don’t see how you can exclude the Catholic church.