I know Jesus wouldn’t own a private jet, like several TV preachers do. If he had a car, it would probably be something like Columbo’s.
-— If he had a car, it would probably be something like Columbos. -—
I think you’re on the right track. BTW, did you know that Columbo was patterned after Chesterton’s Fr. Brown character? Columbo was a sort of of monk/detective, although Fr. Brown wasn’t, or at least hadn’t taken a vow of poverty.
(Correct answer: 2005 Corolla.)
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Catholic parish priests do not take a vow of poverty, but receive a small stipend. Any priests driving fancy cars are using family money, money given as a gift, or money embezzled from their parish ;-)