And now for an oldie from Alex's Jukebox....
REFORMED EGYPTIAN
(with no apologies to the Bangles whatsoever)All the old paintings on the tombs
They don't mean what you think they do
This guy named Joseph (oh whey oh)
You'd better listen, he's a MoHugh Nibley, Doctor, BYU
Knows more than Egyptologists
Old papyrus (oh whey oh)
It isn't what they say it isElder Bill on the bicycle says
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Reformed EgyptianThe missionaries, with neckties
They ride around and knock on your door
Wont they be shocked (oh whey oh)
When asked, to find they dont know moreJoseph says he saw a Personage
Oh wait he now says he saw two
Pick up the plates (oh whey oh)
He had a stronger back than youAll the kids in the mission field say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Reformed EgyptianWear beehive jammies on your back
If you sin too much, youll turn black
You must do this, (doncha know)
To avoid Terrestrial Heaven, JackIf you want to find all the wives
Look on the psychiatric couch
Prozac wont help them (oh whey oh)
Perfection takes its toll, hey! Ouch!Authorities from the Salty Sea say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Reformed Egyptian
Reformed Egyptian