[Heart-Rest]

"Are you saying John and Paul were all Presbyterians? Perhaps they were the Church of England."

Well, Paul was a Presbyterian, John was a Methodist, James was an Episcopalian, Andrew was a Rastafarian (Missouri Synod), John the Baptist was a Baptist, Simon the Zealot was a Zealot, Titus was a Pentecostal, Jude was a Jehovah's Witness, Timothy was a...

[Natural Law]

"Well, Paul was a Presbyterian, John was a Methodist, James was an Episcopalian, Andrew was a Rastafarian (Missouri Synod), John the Baptist was a Baptist, Simon the Zealot was a Zealot, Titus was a Pentecostal, Jude was a Jehovah's Witness, Timothy was a..."

... and Judas was an Episcopagan...