“We must have had some different tutoring on the English language.”
Yes, in Rome, they teach you to translate the meaning of words based on Papal decree. Thus, words like “signified” or phrases like “Is the body of Christ consumed?... Perish the thought!” or other logical contradictions are put through a Romish algorithm where they transubstantiate into different words entirely.
The problem with the programming though is that once the Catholic hits a logical error that its processor cannot handle, it goes blue screen and just repeats the same thing it said before.
Christians believe that the Body and Blood of Christ are real and have done so for 2000 years with the instruction from Christ - read the NT. Protestants and various newbies think that they can reinvent Christianity according to the god in their own mirror.