[1rudeboy]

Help me out here:

Was Romney's candidacy part of the White Mule Prophesy (or whatever that nonsense is about), or did he not, in fact, want to win the Election?

[Happy Rain]

No, Joe Smith was assassinated by traditional Christians and Brigham Young was required to stop being a fascist pedophile polygamist tyrant in Utah as a condition to joining the Union...

...and the poobahs of the LDS have been pissed ever since for both transgressions.

Mitt Romney was their ultimate revenge.

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Was Romney’s candidacy part of the White Mule Prophesy (or whatever that nonsense is about), or did he not, in fact, want to win the Election?”

No, no, no! It is called the White Donkey Prophesy. A Whitey McCracker-Honkey from the Mormon faith dresses like a Conservative but openly admits he’s a Progressive (aka Leftist, Liberal, Socialist, Commie, etc.) that everyone seems to ignore while on the run for Prez. By losing he garners another big win for Progressivism!

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Was Romney’s candidacy part of the White Mule Prophesy (or whatever that nonsense is about), or did he not, in fact, want to win the Election?”

No, no, no! It is called the White Donkey Prophesy. A Whitey McCracker-Honkey from the Mormon faith dresses like a Conservative but openly admits he’s a Progressive (aka Leftist, Democrat, Liberal, Socialist, Commie, etc.) that everyone seems to ignore while on the run for Prez. By losing he garners another big win for Progressivism!