This is posted by “A Catholic in the Ozarks.” Ha, ha, good luck on the quest to bring in Protestants “by the droves.” A Catholic in Spain or Poland maybe, but NOT THE OZARKS for heavens sake. In every home in the Ozarks they is a Bible. Every Ozark hillbilly knows Roman Catholicism is a pompous fraud.
Typo:
In every home in the Ozarks there is a Bible.
Before somebody dings me on this, citing some atheist they know from the Ozarks, a bit of hyperbole.