[svcw]

Why?

[wintertime]

How can the following be helpful to anyone ( regardless of religion) in a career or getting along in the community/ society, being a role model for children, or being a leader worth emulating in the community? Maybe they might get along in spite of the following be certainly not because of it.

Church apparel, for women: Wear a sleeveless top and a mini skirt. Never wear panty hose. Wear flip flops in the summer and hooker heels in the winter.
Church apparel, for all: Wear sunglasses.
Get a tattoo in a well-seen location.
Both men and women should have multiple piercings.
Men: Grow your hair long, past your earlobes.
Dye your hair an unnatural color, such as blue, purple, pink or green.
Pop open a can of Pringles on Fast Sunday (There are Christians who do fast).
Eat McDonalds in the parking lot before church. Throw the trash away in the can outside of the chapel.
Attend church high or hung over.
Let your kids play video games at church.

[wintertime]

I missed these two.

Quote R-rated movies, in church if you get the chance.
Let your phone ring and ring and ring in Sacrament meeting. Answer it from the pew.