[b9]

I’ve looked in/on/under/around/inside everything I can access but I’m not a thin, squishy snake so there’s lots of places left that he could get in that I can’t.

You've got the bones of a really good children's book here, a la the Berenstain Bears who use lots of prepositions in their early reader books.

When Alice does show up, you could have the makings of a masterpiece!

[Salamander]

By that time I’ll probably be writing all my missives in purple crayon at the Funny Farm.

:)