I loved this part:
“As difficult as it may be, snakes can generally be found in the house after an escape from their enclosure. Somewhere. It may be nowhere you think it could be, but it is there, somewhere, assuming you don’t have holes in your walls and great gaps between the bottom of doors leading to the outside and into the subfloor.”
*That* is why I’m losing my mind.
I’ve got holes galore...more than I ever imagined.
Between the mice, squirrels, chipmunks, woodpeckers and the unconcerned colonials who built this ‘holey’ place, I’m pretty much doomed.