LOl. I have NO problem w you calling me pope. Just down start bowing down to me or calling me “HOly FAThER”.
Self-pope: All of us Roman Catholics will treat you like the Roman Catholic Pope is treated =
You can wash our >feet.
Name the time & place = we’ll show up.
A warning, self-pope = I gots me some real man-feet = big >super-stinky feet with hairy-ugly man-toes.
The Pope provides the soap & water + the towel to dry our feet. (you will need some >smelling-salts when I take off the shoes & socks from my >man feet.
Self-pope = your new title can be ‘feet washin’ self-pope’ as it has a nice-sound to it = a life of service instead of snark.