[duckman]

“Snooki is due to to deliver her offspring.”

Snooki was asked how it would feel just prior to giving birth.
Snooki: I think that it would be like a fart you were holding for a long time.

REAL CLASS ACT.

[Eepsy]

The irony being that, just prior to childbirth, it feels exactly like a bm you've been holding a long time....