The King James Version of the Holy Bible is hardly archaic. Sure there are modern translations, but it is widely used and accepted by millions of Christians of many denominations worldwide.
Here’s another. Spin is as you will, or feel free to continue to shoot the messenger, but hiss is simply not as you say it is.
Zechariah 10:
8 I will hiss for them, and gather them; for I have redeemed them: and they shall increase as they have increased.
9 And I will sow them among the people: and they shall remember me in far countries; and they shall live with their children, and turn again.
Maybe if an insipid hermaphroditic angel delivered an ear trumpet of genuine goldium to me I could hear you better. Then again I would recognize the source. God does not hiss abuse at Christians. The Father of Lies and his minions do.
Get thee behind me, Mormon.