There is also a section on how to worship statues.
And how to dig a tunnel between the convent and rectory.
You’ll have to find these sections yourself, though.
Don’t give up until you find them.
Of course all that is merely the mundane stuff every Catholic should know. The juicy parts about albino assassin monks and the giant supercomputer beneath the Vatican with all the Protestant names and locations only reveals itself if the text is held up to a mirror by candlelight.
Freegards, Vatican Agent 15552#r5 out
Just came in from work and was checking this out due to a ping.
Thank you for the belly laugh this induced:)