My personal favorite is trying to co-opt the Inca’s culture as the “Nephites”...
“There once was a tribe called the Incas,
“Who got to be known as big drincas.
“They worshipped the sun,
“And had lots of fun.
“But the peasants all thought they were stincas!”
Anyway, any mention of “Jewish Indians” just leaves me laughing helplessly. The DNA evidence is clear that North & South American Indians are descended from Central Asia, and I just can’t get out of my mind Mel Brooks as the Apache chief in Blazing Saddles.
Then there are Mormons who believe that modern Navajos who convert to LDS have children who are more and more “white and delightsome” just like the “Nephites”.
And when it comes to the Word of Wisdom, “a man has to believe in something; believe I’ll have another drink”.
;^)