Not to mention your rotting body is taking up valuable space that could be better used for farming....:)
[I wanna be burned and dumped under the tree in my front yard]
Combo cremations, cafe, gift shop, and bait shop.
Fish and chips while you wait and room to get in some fishing after, with all the time and money you saved. PLUS float that urn out on a little burning Viking ship while you are at the lake.