No way, its too good to shorten.
after I resigned I found out that they didn’t process it
I hear that a lot.
Everywhere I have moved to, I have encountered mormon missionaries. I feel like I'm on their list sometimes.
I invite them over for dinner, 2+ hours and they are too polite to leave after you feed them, gives me a captive audience to witness to them, of course they leave me alone for awhile after that. :D