I never said they didn’t pick up an acorn or two. What I am saying is , there is NO first hand witness to any of the events that can be verified, only conjecture.
And I should stop believing anything unless I hear it from a direct witness? Does that include the Civil War, where I have met one Civil War veteran, although I don't remember a word he said because I was still in diapers, so meeting him doesn't count? I should doubt the existence of George Washington, because I've never met a first hand witness to his alleged existence or even to the cherry tree he may or may not have chopped down? And the same for Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama's alleged American identity, since I have never met a first hand witness to his presence on American soil before graduating from college (after interacting with no one who admits to a first hand encounter during college) as a full fledged Manchurian Candidate community organizer? History and Theology would be very short studies under your standard!