1. Actually, its quite old.
2. Nobody worships it.
3. Satans "job" is not to persuade 21st people to seriously consider the evidence of the death and Resurrection of a certain executed 1st century Galilean Jew.
Seriously. You must have worked so hard to develop this habit of misconstruing things so quickly and so comprehensively.
Good answer.
Imho, these types of responses come from people who are extremely threatened. If it is real and a true miracle from God - what then? It would be too much for them to comprehend and then they just might have to change their world view - and themselves....very disconcerting to a lot of folks. :)