[Scoutmaster]

I'm about to celebrate my fourteenth anniversary on FR. In that time, I'll wager there have been eight to ten 'definitive' announcements that the Ark of the Covenant was about to be shown.

It never was. So don't wait up for me guys. I won't be attending the "let's see the Ark" party. Just ping me and I'll read about it after it happens.

[Doc Savage]

Boy, you and I go way back!

[Alex Murphy]

I'm about to celebrate my fourteenth anniversary on FR. In that time, I'll wager there have been eight to ten 'definitive' announcements that the Ark of the Covenant was about to be shown.

And you'd win. I myself remember the last one:
The Ark is not going to be revealed, says Gebremedhin [Orthodox leader: I never promised to show it]
Ark of the Covenant Story was Bad Translating, Hype
'Ark' revelation: Can they dig it? (Ark of the Covenant announcement 8 AM eastern)
'Ark of the Covenant' about to be unveiled (Friday June 26th at 2p.m Italian time)
'Ark of the Covenant' about to be unveiled?
'Ark of the Covenant' about to be unveiled?

[Hot Tabasco]

"let's see the Ark" party. Just ping me and I'll read about it after it happens.

I'm sure there will be no survivors......