HaHa...You can't even get us angry over that...But nice try...
Outside of the Holy Spirit who dwells within us, the bible, the word of God is not only the words of God speaking to us, it is the closest thing we have to God on Planet Earth...
It is easy to understand why those of you who have little use for the word of God would feel that way...
Philosophy precedes theology even when it comes to so-called “Bible believers.”
The Bible is a code, but your Nominalist philosophy keeps you from understanding it correctly.