It sounds like you accept "messy" slavery as long as the media tells you that slavery is "freedom." You would have felt at home in the Soviet Union because the media there said the exact same thing. Facing reality is double-plus ungood.
The form of government you advocate has little to differentiate it from the old Soviet Union. Absolute power in the hands of one man - the power of life and death.
What a delusional bootlicking fantasy! That an advocate of Republicanism and for American ideals of liberty is more akin to the Soviet Union than a Monarchist! Please pass whatever it is you are smoking to the fleabag to your left, you have apparently had enough!