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"You speak as one who MAY have, at one time, buried a statue of Joseph in your yard, in order to sell your house.."

Nope, but I have on more than one occasion contemplated sticking a big hat pin an a wax figure of a few of you.

CCC - 2138 Superstition is a departure from the worship that we give to the true God. It is manifested in idolatry, as well as in various forms of divination and magic.

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THAT is an actual CCC? Seriously, I am trying hard to suppress a LOL...the irony and all.

Ah, voodoo. But of course you have contemplated it. Aren't you the one who attempted the internet exorcism not long ago?

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This Protestant teaching is quite, um, to the point:

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