“Lovie come quickly. The riff-raff are gathering again. How dare they stand before our home, holding signs and carrying those unfortunate black books. Don’t they know darling, that everything they need to know is given to us by our dear magisterium. The nerve! Talking about Paul...’Hey, riff-raff, don’t you know that Paul knew that our beloved Peter was in charge? Simpleton fools. They have no idea that Peter was in Rome. And that Emperor Constantine in Rome. Muwhahaha...Everyone knows it was Vatican City. Ask your officials to read your bibles, fools! It’s in there. It’s all in there.’ I’m exhausted. It isn’t easy trying to teach simpletons. Ring Cadburry and have him bring candles. We shall light a candle and pray they understand someday. We are so blessed to have the best teachers the Church can infallibly declare infallible. Wretched souls who read the Bible for themselves..I’ll never understand it, dear..”
I’m assuming that this quotation actually means something to somebody. Where is it from? Google, like the triumvirate of the Reformation, is proving insufficient.