[SkyPilot]

Aside from your rabid anti-Catholicism, the quotes of the Holy Father are in faithful accord with the scripture citations in your post.

Yeah....right.

"Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven." Matthew 23:9

By the way, do you have trouble with these phrases as well?

- 'Up' means up, not down

- 'Right' means right, not left

- 'Black' means black, not white

[starlifter]

Hmmmmm.....in that case what did you call the sperm donor who sired you? You had a mother and a...armadillo?

[Hegewisch Dupa]

June 19th must be a real hoot around that household

[papertyger]

How do you feel about “this is my body?

[Rashputin]

And Virgin means Virgin.

And lamps means lamps.

So, if there every really is a Rapture there's going to a huge number of disappointed Protestants since only Virgins with lamps will meet the groom.