Ah, a clear implementation of what Christ taught after pentacoastal insight has refined it to mean, "chase that 99th sheep down with the same sort of mockery Roman soldiers heaped on Christ".
Don't worry though, another of their teachings is that if anyone buys the right hankie they can pray to whatever they darn well please and they're assured of Blue Light Special Blessings!!
I must give that post a few points for at least some slightly above average creativity for the RC side.