Yeah, I was particularly concerned with the "contortions." I'd kinda like to see a sect filled with contortions. Maybe only once, but I'd like to see it.
So, Not, are you saying roamer_1 is, like, into yoga?
Hey, roamer, would you bust a move for us?
I'll tell you who's full of contortions is Obummer's press secretary, but I digress. Darned insomnia.
Night all, I hope.
No, though do like yogurt if it is made to look like ice cream and covered liberally with something tasty and fattening.
Hey, roamer, would you bust a move for us?
Sadly, no... I will have to resist the temptation. The paperwork involved in doing so is prohibitive... a permit from the state, notifications to the US Geological Survey, and to geology departments of regional universities, with precise timing, so they know when to ignore their seismic equipment... the county has to know, so they can shut off the water mains... And the USFS and MT FWP, so they can move folks out of avalanche prone areas...
And the aftermath... replacing all the glass in my neighbors windows, repairing cracks in the road out front, terrified children requiring counseling... Old folks cowering in corners...
It just isn't worth it.