[Paragon Defender]

Have you looked up your “issues” at the sources provided yet? Have you pondered and prayed? Are you ready to accept the answer?

[T Minus Four]

"Have you looked up your “issues” at the sources provided yet? Have you pondered and prayed? Are you ready to accept the answer?"

Hey Rev, while you're at it, have a seance and play with tarot cards. Just be sure to pray for "something" to tell you that they are true. I guarantee you'll get an affirmative answer. < /puke >

[ReverendJames]

I have looked up my "issues" and this is what I got after I pondered and prayed. Are you ready to accept the answer?

The Mormon Jesus Christ	The Biblical Jesus Christ
A created being: the elder brother of Lucifer	Uncreated God
Common (one of many gods) and, in some ways, of minor important in the largerMormon cosmology	Unique (the Second Person of the one and only Godhead) and of supreme importance through time, eternity and all creation
Conceived by a physical sex act between God the Father (Adam or Elohim) and Mary, thus not through a true virgin birth	Conceived by the Holy Spirit, who supermaturally "overshadowed" Mary, thus a true virgin birth
Once sinful and imperfect	Eternally sinless and perfect
Earned his own salvation (exaltation, godhood)	As God, never required salvation
A married polygamist?	An unmarried monogamist