The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although, I think I have a problem with that Silver medal. Because when you think about it, you win the gold - you feel good. You win the bronze - you think, "well, at least I got something".But when you win that silver, it's like "Congratulations! You almost won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You're the "number one" loser. No one lost ahead of you."
-- Jerry Seinfeld, I'm Telling You For The Last Time
ROTFLOL!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.