[bvw]

Can you please declare me the winner? In re: Subject K.

I created a test to gauge minimal capacity to understand wisdom and, at this time, Subject K has not met the requirements for entry into the halls of the enlightened.

In any case for me to proceed to the next level I need a declaration of absolute eternal Winnerhooddom. Thanks!

If it could be printed on purple-shaded sheepskin so much the better to indicate super-wisdom, eh? Thanks again!

[MHGinTN]

I may be able to dig up a peel and stick gold star for you. Would that help?

[metmom]

Pink was the best I could do. Will that work?

Your certificate of winnerhood will be mailed out to you shortly.