[kosta50]

They take you into a huge warehouse where, on separate platforms, there are: a rock, an eggplant, a cow and a human being...High over each platform is a 2 ton iron block held by a steel cable...The evil guys take you to the table and tell you: "Pick two of these buttons releasing two iron blocks. You have thirty seconds to pick two, and only two, of them. If you do not, we will destroy Chicago. What do you do and why?"

I smash the rock and the plant. Cows and humans have feelings, as I do, and I don't like pain. "Feels-good" wins every time, and is Good and is part of the Golden Rule.

[D-fendr]

I forgot to tell you: the cow and the human were anesthetized - unconscious.