Well, I was going to suggest a Mormon muffin, which is a real thing and very tasty, but when I went to look for a picture, well...let's just say Mormon muffins are not just for breakfast any more.
Hey! NO! Stop Googling right now!
2,253 posted on 01/06/2011 2:29:05 PM PST by T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
2,263 posted on 01/06/2011 2:59:15 PM PST by MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)