"What my eternal destination would be, I dont know. I dont know the mind of God, who judges all men according to their works, according to the desire of their hearts Doctrine and Covenants 137:9"
I would have not expected any different answer to the question when asked of a mormon except a quote from the D&C, words direct from Joseph Smith.
Jesus weeps for you, Normandy.
So by your reasoning, couldn't you be really, really good and desire to be exalted?