[Vendome]

No, NO, NOH!

You haven’t been paying attention to them lately.

They will admit, emphatically, “We are Christians” or “I am Christian”.

Note the lack of possessive in the last one but more importantly when they say it they are declaring they are Christians and you are .....? Who knows?

But will be given the opportunity to become Mormon in the next waiting period.

[T Minus Four]

Yes, when we die and go to spirit prison, those nice young men in the white shirts will come visit us and there will be no where to hide! They will preach the Mormon version of "the gospel" to us and we have a second chance.

Too late for godhood, but we can go to the low level of heaven. The one where we will never be in the presence of either Heavenly father or Jesus Christ, just the third-rate Holy Ghost god. He'll be too busy though to give us much attention, being neither omniscient not omnipresent, and bodiless to boot.

Any we'll never, never, never see our loved ones or family again. Oh wait, unless they are as stupid as we are and go there too. Hmmm...