I can understand how you'd get queasy seeing a priest consecrating the Host at the pulpit, rather than on the altar where It belongs. ;-)
Seriously: get thee to San Antonio, TX, on a weekend, and attend "Solemn High Mass according to Anglican Use Rite I" at Our Lady of the Atonement Anglican Use Catholic Church, celebrated by Fr. Phillips (a married man with [many] kids), and see how queasy you feel afterwards. (Now go easy on the Mexican food the night before -- this is a theological experiment, not a culinary one!)
I have $5 that says you'll say things like, "Why can't all Catholic churches be like this one?" and "How hard would it be to move my family here?" and "Know any good realtors in San Antonio?"
They celebrate the TLM there, also.
(In the interest of full disclosure, Fr. Phillips is IMO utterly orthodox and 100% in favor of a celibate priesthood. He recognizes his own situation as a gracious exception on the part of Holy Mother Church.)
Or -- not quite the same, but -- you can visit my parish next Sunday, where we'll be doing a Novus Ordo with Latin propers & ordinary sung by a Schola in Gregorian chant, smells, bells, etc. Afterwards, you can greet the celebrant priest (a former Episcopalian), and his wife, too. :-)