Ask a Protestant. Better yet, invent a Straw Man which is much easier to attack.
Another typical non-answer. Its what I have come to expect from the clueless and the passive aggressives. Although it is easier to obfuscate and confabulate when there is no substance to the discussion there is also no point to continuing.
Since you chose to punt I will continue to use my original definition Protestant, that being any member of a western Christian Church who stands in protest or opposition to the primacy of the Bishop of Rome and the Catholic Church. That shoe pretty much fits all ya'll who define yourslves not by what you are actually for or believe, but by what you oppose. It does put you in the company of Communists, Fascists and Muslims in your shared hatred of the Church.