I was downtown at the courthouse a couple months ago.
There were a pair of 'em, on bikes, in ties, in the heat,
talking to folks and passing out info and asking if folks had questions.
I asked them if they had on magic underwear.
They wouldn't tell me.
They wear the under garments IF they’ve been to the Temple. And they can go to the Temple IF they answer all the questions correctly. Such as “Have you used caffeine in the past 6 months?” The answer should be “no”. Unless it’s coke or pepsi, etc. I had a Mormon tell me it’s okay to drink soft drinks because coke didn’t exist when Joseph Smith made that rule. He was only talking about coffee. True story.
They wouldn't tell me.
Maybe they left them at home to recharge.
[humblegunner creepily]
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[Stourme amazed]
Were you wearing a trench coat at the time?
You went up to complete strangers on the street, young men none the less, and asked them about their underwear.
mmkay.