Maybe instead of trying to use Jesus you should go to your sink and wash them!
Reminder
Jesus washes souls not your smelly hands!
You have natural man stinky hands? I thought that you were a giant lizard. The only way that you'd have natural man stinky hands is if you picked natural stinky men up before you ate them. Have you been eating Mormons and not washing up afterwards?
Or I will tell your mother that what you learned about hygiene is not true.
LOL